Get up at 5:00 to participate in all the hub-bub of "Black Friday".
Check.
Wait in line with impatient, grumpy people who OBVIOUSLY have NOT had their first cup o joe.
Check.
Get irritated with husband who is not easily separated from his wallet and uses such foul words like; budget and...."did you get paid yet?".
Check.
Witness a crazy woman screaming at a sales-person for not having the item which was pictured in the ad.
Check.
Wait in line out in the cold to buy an electronic toy because it was the deal of a lifetime only to find out there are only 5 of them and we are approximately #63 in line.
Check.
Stop by "one last place" to see if we can score a "new deal" only to find out it went off sale last Tuesday and buy it anyway.
Check.
Get 90% of shopping done in one fell swoop with husband(who completes me) and get home before children even know we are gone.
Check.
Drink coffee with vanilla cinnamon creamer and eat left over pumpkin pie for breakfast with the girls who have no idea what you've endured for the sake of finding the perfect gift for them.....
Priceless.